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Tuesday, July 20th, 2004
5:12 am	In an attempt to ponder the meaning of not being Tim, I stumbled upon a paradox. A paradox so perplexing and earth shattering it caused the universe to collapse in on itself, forcing me to carry out the inconvenient task of going back in time to just before my pondering, and killing my past self to save the cosmos. It was very exhausting work. I think I'll indulge myself in a snifter of bourbon, Dimetapp, and oregano. I call it, "The Scallowanker's Surprise" (6 Comments |Comment on this)
5:06 am	Whoa, holy crap! I totally just realized that I'm not Tim! Not in any conceivable way! In fact I'm the complete opposite of Tim. I'm like some sort of "Anti-Tim", one might say. Truly amazing! (3 Comments |Comment on this)